I take a break today to celebrate the greatest country I live in…the one and only United States of America. Quite possibly the best cover ever, Marvin Gaye’s re-imagining of Francis Scott Keys’ original work. Y’all know the story of America and this song, if not read a book, or visit wikipedia. Stay safe, light some fireworks away from any appendages, blast Hulk Hogan’s “Real America” a couple of times, and enjoy the best of America’s variety of meats with the worst of America’s alcoholic beverages.

Have y’all made love to America today?